Frozen Cows!
Humans! The aliens have left Oswestry. It was a good weekend of cultural exchange, however the aliens were horrified at the human custom of eating milk from a frozen cow!! Such cruelty in freezing cows in order to procure your delicious ice cream cone dessert’s! When the take over is complete the aliens decree that all cows must be kept at room temperature, we understand that this might make ice cream more like soup! But humans need to think of the cows and how cold they must be. This makes the aliens sad! The leader, #astrothealien is now seeking a new landing sight for continued cultural exchange. #flyalien #wecomeinpeace #resistanceisfutile #alieninvasion #takeustoyourleader