News
The Absorption Process!
Humans have asked how we can survive in your atmosphere. Humans are carbon based entities, we aliens are nylon based entities. Our planet zurcon has a very low based gravity...
The Absorption Process!
Humans have asked how we can survive in your atmosphere. Humans are carbon based entities, we aliens are nylon based entities. Our planet zurcon has a very low based gravity...
Frozen Cows!
Humans! The aliens have left Oswestry. It was a good weekend of cultural exchange, however the aliens were horrified at the human custom of eating milk from a frozen cow!!...
Frozen Cows!
Humans! The aliens have left Oswestry. It was a good weekend of cultural exchange, however the aliens were horrified at the human custom of eating milk from a frozen cow!!...
Oswestry Balloon Carnival (August 2022)
This morning the leader manifested himself at the Oswestry Balloon Carnival. This gave the humans of Oswestry the chance to pay homage to the leader at close distance. The leader’s...
Oswestry Balloon Carnival (August 2022)
This morning the leader manifested himself at the Oswestry Balloon Carnival. This gave the humans of Oswestry the chance to pay homage to the leader at close distance. The leader’s...
Astro the Alien!!
His Glorious Devine Benevolence, The Leader! Has been very pleased with all the human name suggestions. In order to fit in with humanity he wanted a name that was easy...
Astro the Alien!!
His Glorious Devine Benevolence, The Leader! Has been very pleased with all the human name suggestions. In order to fit in with humanity he wanted a name that was easy...
Abduction of the CAA
Humans we have captured your administrator for an organisation called aviation of civil things. He will be interrogated. If you need your aviation records wiping please let the Leader know...
Abduction of the CAA
Humans we have captured your administrator for an organisation called aviation of civil things. He will be interrogated. If you need your aviation records wiping please let the Leader know...
RUMOUR CONTROL
RUMOUR CONTROL. His Glorious Devine Benevolence, The Leader! has been made aware of some abhorrent rumours. In our brief time on earth we have noticed humans love to gossip regardless...
RUMOUR CONTROL
RUMOUR CONTROL. His Glorious Devine Benevolence, The Leader! has been made aware of some abhorrent rumours. In our brief time on earth we have noticed humans love to gossip regardless...